That was how the first of seven boys and four girls was born in Aracataca on March 6, 1927, in an unseasonable torrential downpour, while the sky of Taurus rose on the horizon. I was almost strangled by the umbilical cord, because the family midwife, Santos Villero, lost her mastery of her art…
Click through before this shit gets taken down.
Someone has had it.
this is the fucking funniest shit I’ve seen today.
DOING DOWN IN STYLE!
::slow clap::
Conrad.




